yes isn't it ironic... don't you think?
my last blog i complained about the reaction of my family and friends to my lack of social life and as i sit here typing this blog i struggle to determine if i actually just had a date. is there a checklist on the internet somewhere that i could look up. was it a date? or was it just hanging out? i really have no idea.
i have never been one who was able to determine when someone liked me. it stems from all of my 'ugly duckling' formative years, back when i was a source of amusement and ridicule. i guess eventually i stopped being a 'duck' but my mind is firmly set in the past so i think that's why i really have no clue anyone has any interest in me. there have been more than a few occasions where i figured it out only because there was a second tongue in my mouth.
enough about that... i leave you with some light hearted fare:
my eldest brother has recently been having sport with me. i've been getting of late 'theme' gifts. t-shirts that have mostly been poking fun at qualities i can only assume my family thinks i have. the latest a t-shirt that was purchased soley because it had the word rebel emblazoned on the front in blue embroidery. there was quite a lot going on, on that t-shirt between the embroidery, the 4 painted skulls and the splatters of gold paint.
anyway it was his birthday this past weekend and turn about they say is fair play. i had a t-shirt made that had the image of a female bodybuilder and the caption 'my sister is bigger than your sister'. my brother pronounced the shirt too 'out-there' for him to wear anywhere other than around the house. much like the last three gifts he purchased for me that i currently only sleep in!
2 comments:
It's a date when:
1. He says "You wanna have dinner/lunch?" And he pays for it.
2.He asks questions in effort to get to know you.
3.He flirts with you durring his time with you.
4.He doesn't look at another chick and ask you if he should ask HER out/or exclaim "she's hot!".
5.When you ask about girls he's dated in the past his memory of them suddenly dissinagrates. "I can't say I've ever dated anyone like that (with a bewildered look on his face). Or (with the same look on his face he says"women,I never knew what a woman was till I saw you! So then I asked you out (then quickly says NO I AM NOT GAY!
...Ok someone that's had a date within the past 3 years quickly add an answer.
E-mail me with more info girl! Inquiring mind wants to know.
Your Dateless Buddy,
Dannie
1. doesn't apply
3. not that i noticed
4. lol... he didn't do that but more because of lack of opportunity than by conscious choice
5. i definately didn't do that
but thanks for your list girl :)
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